The straight guy with a crush, White Moon, has a boyfriend

Slag attack version: Straight man Bai Yueguang has a boyfriend, but unfortunately the boyfriend is not me… Now, I am thinking about sabotaging their plan ABC. Although I am a sea king, the white moonlight should shine on my fish pond. As for blessing them, oh! (phone connection sound) Yes. Special material handcuffs, as well as soft and comfortable hemp rope without burrs, come first 50 meters… The old rule, it is ready to be delivered to this address, this time the material is the best, the best heard! Straight man Bai Yueguang version: I have a boyfriend, he is a handsome guy, really fragrant slaps the face really fast, and life should not be FLAG. It’s just that the good friend’s attitude is a bit strange… wait! Boyfriend seems to bump into me? And special fetishes! It seems that I should find a good friend to learn from. I heard that he has a lot of hard-flavored films. If you look at it more, it may be numb, numb, numb… As for why I don’t counterattack, ah, good question. I can’t say anything like this at all, I don’t want to be ashamed. What? My best friend has a crush on me? Just kidding, he liked that I had already confessed, and I wouldn’t kill him, but at most crippled him. What? Is he ready for the rope whip little dark house? You have read too much Begonia Longma Xiaohuangshu. I! Straight man of steel! Did he tie me up to fight me with a bayonet? 2000years later…I want to say…Life is not easy, don’t make a “Flager”, do you know it? As for how am I now? I’m fine, fuck you. Black-bellied gangster attack version: I had a cute little boyfriend on a mission. He is really the cutest boy I have ever seen~ But the childhood sweetheart beside him is very annoying, brothers are like siblings and lovers like clothes? what! Is it the octopus’s siblings, the last pair of bottoms? The little boyfriend has a very high degree of adjustment. He has been looking bad recently. Maybe he should be slowed down. I’m so caring~ 2000years later…Fuck! Why is the grandfather ticket missing! Such a big, white, tender, and durable male ticket! ! ! ! ps: I wanted to name this text Dark Blue Pursuit, and then I thought about it, what about the whole literature and art, with such connotations, the reader should be simple and rude and not pretentious, and what kind of bicycles do you want. In a long-lost modern text, you can basically guess a routine by looking at the character design. The plot is digging for meat to eat. The gentlemen will leave a message to encourage you to leave a favorite. Why~ Why is it marked as a comedy? Yes, trick the dog to come in and kill the bushi, who hasn’t had a tragic past behind him, and tragic doesn’t affect the sand sculptures by accident. Picture whale (attack): One of the leaders of the bounty hunter organization that specializes in marine poachers and buyers. The external identity is a professor of marine environmental protection. The appearance is gentle, the character is bad and deceptive, there are special fetishes, calm, elegant and black A slender half-breed with blue eyes and a slender figure, with a black tear-stained tattoo under his right eye. He is good at various fighting techniques and flying knives. His fingers are long and flexible. He always smiles on his face. He likes to wear a suit vest, a cotton white shirt, and a The shiny military boots have no guilt for hurting others, are good at tattooing, and are restrained and forbear to the level of almost self-abuse. ——Speak kindness to the scum, then who will be kind to the innocent lives hurt by the scum? You! Shu Lang (straight male): The second son of a family, an independent marine life protector, he fell in love with a whale by chance while chasing poachers on the high seas. Cool guy with a cold personality. He doesn’t like to talk. In fact, he is a rant in private. He likes mobile phone text communication. He loves marine life. He is good at anaerobic deep diving. A companion like a princess. Golden brown hair, shoulder-length hair, long legs, glazed eyes, poor physical fitness except for swimming, dead house, children love amusement parks and ice cream, afraid of cats, like to eat strange smells sugar. He suffered from severe depression and attempted suicide, but was rescued by dolphins and was cured of his heart disease. Delicate mind, very good at tracking and collecting evidence. ——Steel straight man! ! ! ! (There are not many cruel words, the AK47 is just doing it, and the shooting skills were recognized as the number one in the current team) – (Too many rants, no representative quotations can be found) Yu Chilan (slag attack): After his right hand was accidentally injured and disabled, he was removed from surgery Converted to a psychiatrist, he has a crush on his childhood sweetheart, Bai Yueguang, Shu Lang. Outwardly, she is actually domineering, has a strong desire for monopoly, has a dual personality, and is extremely cold and cruel to her lover. He seems to hate sports, but he is good at shooting with firearms and close-quarters combat. He loves to break the fingers of people, and has an almost morbid fascination with Shu Lang. At work, he wears a formal suit. He likes to wear a tight-fitting black and white vest and camouflage military pants on weekdays. He has experience in the army (following the pace of Bai Yueguang), and has a flesh-colored Sphinx hairless dome cat at home, named “Princess” Your Highness”. Reserve Zhang San and Shu Lang can only return to normal on related occasions. He sent all the illegitimate children and stepmothers to prison as the unfavored and persecuted sons. With the help of Bai Yueguang, he set up a company outside and annexed his parents’ company to force them to stay in the old house. ——Humanity is for those who have enough to eat and drink. Unfortunately, I was always hungry.